the first time I saw this video I thought to myself “7 minutes? There’s no way I’m going to watch all of that”
how wrong I was
daylight savings time is a government cover up for the fact we enter time wormholes twice every year
In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.
Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance
HELLO HUMAN, WE ARE BATS, HOW ARE YOU?
after 1:59 am tonight it’s gonna go straight to 3am cause of daylight savings so what will happen if I set an alarm for 2:30am ???
I cannot get over this tweet
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this
couple easy tips to have more fun while driving: whenever you decelerate say “WOAHHHH” like your car is a horse and whenever you accelerate yell “BLAST OFF” like your car is a rocket ship