you know how the stairs move in hogwarts and no one has any control over it I bet so many kids are late to class because of that shit like imagine the stairs moving on you and having to circle the whole building again to get back to where you were if my teacher scolded me for being late I’d be like the fucking stairs moved this school is ridiculous and you guys are like asking for a lawsuit with all this shit
remember when kids celebrated REAL music like HOOBASTANK
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.
when ur with ur best friend